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by Sleightly Deceptive
Sat Nov 01, 2025 6:02 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Dartford v Welling Sat 1 Nov 2025
Replies: 60
Views: 4811

Re: Dartford v Welling Sat 1 Nov 2025

Oh. Forgot summat. About the referee. What an utter bell-end! Another one. What are they teaching them? It’s not the laws of the game that’s for sure. I’m not kidding, and it ain’t even sour grapes cos we’re winning (most of the time) but I’m all too often left very angry at referees’ performances ...
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sat Nov 01, 2025 5:37 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Dartford v Welling Sat 1 Nov 2025
Replies: 60
Views: 4811

Re: Dartford v Welling Sat 1 Nov 2025

Another great performance. Well, second half. I can’t decide between Eddie and Ollie for MOTM. Both were, again, outstanding during that last 45. Stunning goal by Ollie and a great cross probably nicks MOTM from Eddie for me. All of sudden, I’m enjoying my match day experience again. Long may it ...
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sat Nov 01, 2025 4:18 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Dartford v Welling Sat 1 Nov 2025
Replies: 60
Views: 4811

Re: Dartford v Welling Sat 1 Nov 2025

Park Life wrote: Sat Nov 01, 2025 4:13 pm I've been saying it for ages, goalscores must play regularly and Eddie is proving that.
COYD
We heard you first time Parky! 😂
by Sleightly Deceptive
Thu Oct 30, 2025 7:07 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Dartford v Welling Sat 1 Nov 2025
Replies: 60
Views: 4811

Re: Dartford v Welling Sat 1 Nov 2025

Lars Resort wrote: Thu Oct 30, 2025 6:47 pm Looking a bit wet and mucky Saturday
Perfect! (And Saturday night hopefully! 😉)
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sat Oct 25, 2025 5:53 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Cray Wanderers v Dartford Sat 25 Oct 2025
Replies: 73
Views: 5925

Re: Cray Wanderers v Dartford Sat 25 Oct 2025

Massive win that. Probably the best. Superb Jonny Henly performance. He’s come in for some stick and from me but he was outstanding today. However, it’s Olly for me. Great from him all round. Shame he didn’t get the goal that he deserved.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Thu Oct 23, 2025 6:59 pm
Forum: First Team and Away Travel
Topic: Isthmian Premier League News
Replies: 330
Views: 239451

Re: Isthmian Premier League News

M1 South wrote: Thu Oct 23, 2025 2:24 pm I don’t think Dartford pay any money for new signings Billy?? And the wages offered are not top drawer either!
Need signings who want to play for the club!!
I’d be delighted to play for the club. And for free! 😂
by Sleightly Deceptive
Wed Oct 22, 2025 7:20 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Cray Wanderers v Dartford Sat 25 Oct 2025
Replies: 73
Views: 5925

Re: Cray Wanderers v Dartford Sat 25 Oct 2025

Park Life wrote: Wed Oct 22, 2025 7:07 pm
Bagdhad Billy wrote: Wed Oct 22, 2025 6:39 pm Worst feeling I’ve had for years last year walking out knowing we had blown the title with a few games to go
Folkestone at home for me....
Good call. And that disallowed ‘winner’ in the 94th minute. FFS. BUT it was Wingate & Finchley and the prior shit show for me. 😂
by Sleightly Deceptive
Wed Oct 22, 2025 4:18 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Cray Wanderers v Dartford Sat 25 Oct 2025
Replies: 73
Views: 5925

Re: Cray Wanderers v Dartford Sat 25 Oct 2025

Huge car park. But a nightmare to get out of and you can only turn left. It’s a proper shit ground with a shit anti football plastic pitch where, with a big crowd, you’ll see sod all cos there’s hardly any elevated standing.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Tue Oct 21, 2025 9:56 pm
Forum: First Team and Away Travel
Topic: Isthmian Premier League News
Replies: 330
Views: 239451

Re: Isthmian Premier League News

Amazing turnaround at Fuckstone. Remember what a crock of shit they were with their anti-football cuntery at PP last season. I think they’ll walk this league this season.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sun Oct 19, 2025 6:35 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Dartford v Potters Bar Town Sat 18 Oct 2025
Replies: 63
Views: 5368

Re: Dartford v Potters Bar Town Sat 18 Oct 2025

Peeps. Will you stop ‘quoting’ dickhead’s posts. 😂
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sun Oct 19, 2025 3:19 pm
Forum: First Team and Away Travel
Topic: So where do we go from here?
Replies: 15
Views: 2501

Re: So where do we go from here?

No. We’re not out of the woods yet.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sat Oct 18, 2025 8:29 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Dartford v Potters Bar Town Sat 18 Oct 2025
Replies: 63
Views: 5368

Re: Dartford v Potters Bar Town Sat 18 Oct 2025

We’ve had that dickhead of a referee several times now. (Rick might prove?) and he’s been a complete twat on each occasion with his sole purpose being on being centre of attention.

Having officiated at this level I can tell you that you should aspire to be as unnoticed as possible. As soon as you ...
by Sleightly Deceptive
Sat Oct 18, 2025 6:34 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Dartford v Potters Bar Town Sat 18 Oct 2025
Replies: 63
Views: 5368

Re: Dartford v Potters Bar Town Sat 18 Oct 2025



Mark my words. That was Sweet!


Haven’t seen him post yet 😂😂


Thankfully I don’t. But you won’t when we win. Because he’s a troll from another club. Simple really. No detective work required.

Significantly more people through my turnstile today than Tuesday. I was much busier.

MOTM was a ...
by Sleightly Deceptive
Fri Oct 17, 2025 9:46 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Dartford v Whitehawk Tue 14 Oct 2025
Replies: 75
Views: 6607

Re: Dartford v Whitehawk Tue 14 Oct 2025

Just to be clear. I didn’t, necessarily, mean ‘right now.’ Just in general. If ALL the ducks were aligned.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Fri Oct 17, 2025 7:30 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Dartford v Whitehawk Tue 14 Oct 2025
Replies: 75
Views: 6607

Re: Dartford v Whitehawk Tue 14 Oct 2025

I loved Steve King’s time at Dartford but I did not like the lottery of who might or might not be featuring in the team on any given Saturday or Tuesday. But I’d have him back.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Wed Oct 15, 2025 9:06 am
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Dartford v Whitehawk Tue 14 Oct 2025
Replies: 75
Views: 6607

Re: Dartford v Whitehawk Tue 14 Oct 2025

Was the 50/50 claimed? And did anyone find a 5p? I dropped it behind the goal at the car park end.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Tue Oct 14, 2025 10:13 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Dartford v Whitehawk Tue 14 Oct 2025
Replies: 75
Views: 6607

Re: Dartford v Whitehawk Tue 14 Oct 2025

That was a bloody good solid performance all round. Well done lads and thanks. You got a shed load of abuse last week. No so this! Keep playing like that and we’ll win more than we lose. Ollie Box was superb!
by Sleightly Deceptive
Tue Oct 14, 2025 12:11 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Dartford v Whitehawk Tue 14 Oct 2025
Replies: 75
Views: 6607

Re: Dartford v Whitehawk Tue 14 Oct 2025

KSTDART wrote: Mon Oct 13, 2025 10:41 pm I will try to make it along tomorrow night, depending on how I am feeling just so I can record the goals.
Great news. See you there bud.
by Sleightly Deceptive
Mon Oct 13, 2025 8:36 pm
Forum: Archived Match Threads 2025-2026
Topic: Brentwood Town v Dartford Sat 11 Oct 2025
Replies: 61
Views: 5850

Re: Brentwood Town v Dartford Sat 11 Oct 2025

Dart of Herts wrote: Mon Oct 13, 2025 8:00 pm
KentC wrote: Mon Oct 13, 2025 7:30 pm Did I miss mark sweets post
Nah I think he’s grounded
Either that or everyone has him muted now and he can’t be arsed. Don’t think anyone takes him seriously. He’ll more than likely be back when we go a goal down. Personally, I think he has some ‘issues’ and might need help.