ARE SALTDEAN UNITED THIS SEASON'S FULHAM?

[Ajaxman DFC]

I've recently been informed by a reliable source that Amina Hanif has joined promotion rivals Saltdean United.
While not entirely dismissing the possibility Amina may have had her own reasons for exchanging dressing rooms, I can smell a rat the size of the ones currently enjoying a life of luxury in Birmingham city centre.
Following a few ground improvements, do Saltdean United now consider themselves to be the Manchester City of tier five? A club renowned for signing players they don't fancy playing against incase it jeopardises their own title ambitions.
Whether Amina gets sufficient game time with her new club is irrelevant to them. The one thing Saltdean hate more than anything else is a player with pace running at their defence.
Very Fulhamish if you ask me. A phrase coined by one of their own people during a row I had, and eventually won, over the post-match hospitality not enjoyed by our ladies at Motspur Park last season, when they finally conceded it was not a very Fulhamish way to behave.
The underhand conniving crap we've had to put up with over the last few years is deserving of a revealing book on it's own merit. Fixture changes and postponements, FA Cup debacles and a non-existent League Cup final to name but a few of the decisions that have gone against us. It was the right decision to pull out of the LC competition this season too. And as for playing against a player who not only shouldn't have been on the field in the first place it also lead to a massive say in the outcome of the title race during one notorious campaign as well.
Tier 5 is beginning to feel like a prison camp where everytime we're due for parole it get's turned down by the L&SERL.

[TonyDart]

So what was this all about then?
messaged on Saltdean Utd's Facebook page :

Saltdean United Women FC
𝙄𝙈𝙋𝙊𝙍𝙏𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙀
Please be aware that due to health and safety reasons, today’s game will be played behind closed doors!
Please do not attempt to come to the game as you will be tuned away by club staff.
We are sorry for any supporters who were looking to come!

Might it be due to the heavy rain we've had leading to an unstable mountain pass?

[Ajaxman DFC]

So what was this all about then?
messaged on Saltdean Utd's Facebook page :

Saltdean United Women FC
𝙄𝙈𝙋𝙊𝙍𝙏𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙀
Please be aware that due to health and safety reasons, today’s game will be played behind closed doors!
Please do not attempt to come to the game as you will be tuned away by club staff.
We are sorry for any supporters who were looking to come!

Might it be due to the heavy rain we've had leading to an unstable mountain pass?

What will it be next. Match abandoned due to a pitch invasion by a herd of goats?